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25 January 2008 @ 04:54 pm

     Some very sad news reported by The Independent yesterday.

     Apparently the world's cutest future murder-machine, Knut, has spent too much of his formative years around humans, rendering him a 'psychopath,' presumed incapable of mating with another of his own species. Clearly the solution is to put another polar bear* in a human suit, and Knut won't be able to walk for the involuntary thrusting of his loins. The downside being that this could yield procreation, and until now the only solace I've found in one being attracted to other species is knowing progeny are out of the question.

     This doesn't mean Knut is no longer adorable, it just means he's adorable and terribly damaged goods. Knut is both a furry and a child actor. That poor, poor bear. On the lighter side, observe this hilarious Rebus puzzle (stolen from Salon.com's Broadsheet:)

*Furries have taught me it does not matter what gender the other bear may happen to be.

Originally posted on boodoo.vox.com

 
 
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Cheney's coup

A 3-year-old executive order that vastly expanded his power illuminates how the vice president and his minions led us into war.

by Sidney Blumenthal

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Toki Wartooth
09 February 2006 @ 07:34 pm
Dick Cheney may well be the evilest man whose name you know.
Don't believe me? Read this Salon.com article that briefly chronicles the man's role in the Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush I and Bush II administrations. Also look out for the names of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and the now infamous I Lewis "Scooter" Libby. Lies about an enemy's capacity to incite military action, unchecked executive power, everything old is new again.

There's also Alberto Gonzales defending the administration's secret wiretaps using examples from presidents long before FISA existed and with even worse arguments. This is the same Alberto Gonzales who got GWBush out of jury duty on a stripper's DUI (which would have required drawing attention to George's own DWI) by claiming that as governer he has can pardon criminals after the trial regardless, and therefore couldn't be impartial on any jury. If you already got a Salon day pass to read that other article (which I'm sure no one did :( ) then you should also check out this one on Gonzales' testimony on the issue the other day.
 
 
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